{"product_id":"hookr-advent-calendar-2026","title":"Hookr Advent Calendar 2026","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHappy Hookr Days!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo you hear the sleigh bells jingling? Nope, it’s just the chain link fence rattling as i climb over it to whisper into your ear “there’s a ur local hookr advent calendar”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI’m so excited to announce my first official hookr advent calendar, available for preorder in a limited quantity \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003estarting September 26th at 1pm CST\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003edeadline to place your order is October 31st\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese will be shipped to you in mid-November so that you have it well before the chaos of December descends. Whether you’re keeping it for yourself (i would) or gifting it to a friend (submissive behavior), that’s one less holiday requirement you can check off your list!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDid i mention that they’re limited in quantity? because they are. order soon, or don’t bitch about it later ♡\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ewhat can you expect?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWithout spoiling any of the surprises, the Hookr Advent Calendar will include 12 unique, handmade items. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach calendar will be made, as always, by myself using all second hand, reclaimed materials.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo two calendars will be exactly the same!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach one will come in a one-of-a-kind Hookr patchwork tote bag, containing 12 individually wrapped \u0026amp; numbered gifts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhile the contents will vary slightly from calendar to calendar, each one will contain a value of over $225, making this an incredible deal!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdditionally, many contents of these calendars will be available \u003cstrong\u003eONLY\u003c\/strong\u003e in these calendars! I’ve cooked up some pretty fun exclusive items for this project.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-ORDERING:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eyour order WILL NOT ship immediately, but it will be delivered to you by December 1st.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnter your preferred tshirt size when you check out \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eany questions? message me on instagram @urlocalhookr or email me at urlocalhookr@gmail.com\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"ur local hookr","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53928514519323,"sku":null,"price":185.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/7120\/5147\/files\/IMG-1020.png?v=1789426352","url":"https:\/\/urlocalhookr.com\/products\/hookr-advent-calendar-2026","provider":"ur local hookr","version":"1.0","type":"link"}