{"product_id":"copy-here-kitty-kitty","title":"Almond Mom Tote","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003eAbout the Item\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf you’ve ever been told by your mom that a handful (5\u0026gt;) of almonds is a sufficient snack…I’m so sorry. And if you were told that between the ages of 8-16…how’s your body doing keeping that score? \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eM*mmy trauma aside, this bag is made from an empty almond bag, recycled silk, and acrylic yarn. So go ahead and reclaim almonds! You have my permission. Eat a whole bag and tell your mom to suck on those nuts!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003eAbout the Process\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis piece of trash (bag of almonds, not your mom) is thoroughly washed, cut to size, perforated, and crocheted together. I always use second-hand yarn in all my projects, but this added element of plastic, (that would likely otherwise end up in our oceans), really makes me happy. Plus, packaging is so cute, what a waste to never appreciate it. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003eBut Wait, There’s More!\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorried about all of those little loops and holes that could snag easily on keys or clips?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLucky for you, years of childhood trauma have made me a pro at anticipating needs! So, this bag comes with an inner-bag that has drawstring closure and is removable for easy washing. Go ahead and, throw that carabiner with your old gym membership card and key to your ex’s house in there! She might be trashy, but she can take it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003eDimensions\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeight: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLength:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepth:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStrap\/s:\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ur local hookr","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51825684676891,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/7120\/5147\/files\/B7D8192C-A53C-4C04-BC14-7D77EE801440.jpg?v=1772057968","url":"https:\/\/urlocalhookr.com\/products\/copy-here-kitty-kitty","provider":"ur local hookr","version":"1.0","type":"link"}