{"product_id":"copy-almond-mom-tote","title":"Granola Girl Tote","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003eAbout the Item\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI’ve never really known what a granola girl was, but it seems fitting here? And if it isn’t fitting, then it’s meant to be an ironic name. Either way, this bag is made from an empty bag of granola, acrylic yarn, and the godforsaken hell-spawned fiber that is fishnet yarn. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003eAbout the Process\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis trash (the granola bag) is thoroughly washed, cut to size, perforated, and crocheted together. I always use second-hand yarn in all my projects, but this added element of plastic, (that would likely otherwise end up in our oceans), really makes me happy. Plus, packaging is so cute, what a waste to never appreciate it. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003eBut Wait, There’s More!\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorried about all of those little loops and holes that could snag easily on keys or clips?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLucky for you, years of childhood trauma have made me a pro at anticipating needs! So, this bag comes with an inner-bag that has drawstring closure and is removable for easy washing. Go ahead and, throw that carabiner with your old gym membership card and key to your ex’s house in there! She might be trashy, but she can take it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003eDimensions\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeight: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLength:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepth:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStrap\/s:\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ur local hookr","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51825685266715,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/7120\/5147\/files\/B7F7EEEF-5DC8-43EA-AF92-43EA3B19A3E8.jpg?v=1772058088","url":"https:\/\/urlocalhookr.com\/products\/copy-almond-mom-tote","provider":"ur local hookr","version":"1.0","type":"link"}