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Every time I finish a project, I’m left with bits of yarn from weaving in ends or tying things off. I keep all those wee, stringy bits in a big ole glass jar and once it’s mostly full I take all those scraps and turn them into totes, hats, or whatever else moves the spirit. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrochet, while unique in its woven design, (there’s literally is no machine that can replicate it), does have a LOT of little loops and holes that could snag easily on keys or clips.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLucky for you, years of childhood trauma have made me a pro at anticipating needs! So, this bag comes with an inner-bag that has drawstring closure and is removable for easy washing. Go ahead and, throw that carabiner with your old gym membership card and key to your ex’s house in there! 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It’s time we start layering some obnoxious collars over our tshirts and daily wear. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis collar is made of wool and recycled silk, all of which I sourced, as always, from second hand stores. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead \u0026amp; get Queen Victoria with it! Your wardrobe will thank you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ur local hookr","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51825702404379,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/7120\/5147\/files\/82D879D3-C54D-42DA-8182-244F2BA3B026.jpg?v=1772063414"},{"product_id":"miniature-mice-socks","title":"Miniature Mice Socks","description":"\u003cp\u003eJust a little something to take the edge off. I don’t know what that means in this context, but it felt right to type. 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This sweater features your two favorite gay geese, and this time, they’re feeling lucky. St. Patrick’s day is just around the corner and Jerry (right) has family over in Ireland. He flew the coop and migrated to Chicago for college with every intention of moving back, but then in waddled George. They may migrate south for the winter, but st. Patrick’s day is something they celebrate no matter where they are in the world, as long as they’re together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile George and Jerry are in their St. Paddy’s best, they know that their festive attire isn’t for every day, and they have a solution to this issue! 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