{"title":"Hookr Merch","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWant to support ur favorite local hookr? .…you don’t? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOh…okay, I didn’t think you’d say that, but…I guess it’s fine…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"hookr-merch-tshirt","title":"hookr merch - black tshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eWant to support ur favorite local hookr? Now you can in an even more direct way than usual! While everything i sell is handmade by me, (and my merch is no exception), when you wear this out in public and spread the gospel of hookr, I will feel it in my soul and will get warm, tingly feelings like asmr and I’ll know that everything I do is not for no reason, and maybe life is worth living after all. So buy this T-shirt now and give me a reason to keep making amusing art while the world burns around us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll of my materials are sourced secondhand\/recycled, so the items are sold as is, flaws and all. Crop them, paint them, wear them in the creek, or use them as a towel to mop up the dog’s pee, but know that you’re doing it ethically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cb\u003eProcess\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe actual “hooker“ or “ ur local hookr” design is hand printed by me from a linograph carved also by me. This makes each item a complete original, different from any other. The material I stamp on is typically a tea towel that I then adhere to the shirt and hand stitch around the edges to make it extra secure. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eItem Specifics\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThere’s no label, but this T-shirt is made out of a black stretchy material. It has cap sleeves, and I cropped it to give it a cuter look. 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So buy this T-shirt now and give me a reason to keep making amusing art while the world burns around us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll of my materials are sourced secondhand\/recycled, so the items are sold as is, flaws and all. Crop them, paint them, wear them in the creek, or use them as a towel to mop up the dog’s pee, but know that you’re doing it ethically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cb\u003eProcess\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe actual “hooker“ or “ ur local hookr” design is hand printed by me from a linograph carved also by me. This makes each item a complete original, different from any other. The material I stamp on is typically a tea towel that I then adhere to the shirt and hand stitch around the edges to make it extra secure. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eItem Specifics\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eBrand: “KAVIO!”\u003cbr\u003eSize listed: small\u003cbr\u003e100% cotton \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ur local hookr","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52056314642715,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/7120\/5147\/files\/1710E402-BACC-4EB0-9681-E4B612E447FF.jpg?v=1776110089"},{"product_id":"hookr-merch-cornflower-tshirt","title":"hookr merch - cornflower tshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eWant to support ur favorite local hookr? Now you can in an even more direct way than usual! While everything i sell is handmade by me, (and my merch is no exception), when you wear this out in public and spread the gospel of hookr, I will feel it in my soul and will get warm, tingly feelings like asmr and I’ll know that everything I do is not for no reason, and maybe life is worth living after all. So buy this T-shirt now and give me a reason to keep making amusing art while the world burns around us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll of my materials are sourced secondhand\/recycled, so the items are sold as is, flaws and all. Crop them, paint them, wear them in the creek, or use them as a towel to mop up the dog’s pee, but know that you’re doing it ethically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cb\u003eProcess\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe actual “hooker“ or “ ur local hookr” design is hand printed by me from a linograph carved also by me. This makes each item a complete original, different from any other. The material I stamp on is typically a tea towel that I then adhere to the shirt and hand stitch around the edges to make it extra secure. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eItem Specifics\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eBrand: “The Charter Club”\u003cbr\u003eSize listed: PXL\u003cbr\u003e100% cotton \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ur local hookr","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52056353931547,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/7120\/5147\/files\/815E74D9-9977-46B3-A0BB-D9DDFA26DC1E.jpg?v=1776109258"},{"product_id":"hookr-merch-tan-tank-top","title":"hookr merch - tan tank top","description":"\u003cp\u003eWant to support ur favorite local hookr? Now you can in an even more direct way than usual! 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While everything i sell is handmade by me, (and my merch is no exception), when you wear this out in public and spread the gospel of hookr, I will feel it in my soul and will get warm, tingly feelings like asmr and I’ll know that everything I do is not for no reason, and maybe life is worth living after all. So buy this T-shirt now and give me a reason to keep making amusing art while the world burns around us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll of my materials are sourced secondhand\/recycled, so the items are sold as is, flaws and all. Crop them, paint them, wear them in the creek, or use them as a towel to mop up the dog’s pee, but know that you’re doing it ethically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cb\u003eProcess\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe actual “hooker“ or “ ur local hookr” design is hand printed by me from a linograph carved also by me. This makes each item a complete original, different from any other. 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